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Custom Name Retired Correctional Officer Shirt, Goodbye Tension Hello Pension Retirement Tee

Custom Name Retired Correctional Officer Shirt, Goodbye Tension Hello Pension Retirement Tee

$34.99 USD
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  • Free US Shipping $50+
  • 30-Day Returns
  • Custom Printed in USA

🚚 Shipping Information

  • Processing time: 2–3 business days
  • Standard shipping: 5–8 business days (US)
  • Free shipping on orders $50+
  • Tracking number provided via email







↩️ Returns & Exchanges

  • 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items
  • Personalized items are final sale unless defective
  • Contact us within 30 days of delivery
  • support@trendifyhumor.com









✅ Custom Printing Info

  • We print exactly what you enter — double-check spelling!
  • Custom orders ship within 3–5 business days
  • Each shirt printed fresh on demand
  • Printed in the USA







Description

Custom "Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Retired Correctional Officer — a humorous, high-impact Thin Silver Line and unlocked handcuffs design, front & back, personalized with your name and badge number to celebrate trading the daily grind for the sweet life.

🖤 Front & Back Design

Front: Distressed American flag design featuring the Thin Silver Line, unlocked handcuffs, and the proud, lighthearted slogan: "Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension." Back: Matching tactical layout personalized with your custom name, star divider, and unique badge number.

👮 Made for Correctional Officers

Perfect for relaxing on the sidelines, attending department send-off parties, enjoying casual family reunions, or gifting as a witty tribute to a veteran officer stepping into a well-deserved retirement.

✅ Built to Last

Premium Gildan 5000 unisex t-shirt, heavy cotton fabric (100% Cotton) with high-density print — won't crack, peel, or fade after washing.

Why TrendifyHumor?

Personalization

✅ TrendifyHumor: Free name/badge number, printed exactly as entered
❌ Generic Tee: No customization

Design

✅ TrendifyHumor: Profession-specific, front & back
❌ Generic Tee: Generic graphics

Print Quality

✅ TrendifyHumor: High-density, won't crack or fade
❌ Generic Tee: Prone to cracking

Origin

✅ TrendifyHumor: Printed & shipped from the USA, 3–9 business days
❌ Generic Tee: Often overseas

Returns

✅ TrendifyHumor: 30-day returns
❌ Generic Tee: Often unsupported

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I add my name or badge number to the shirt?


Yes! Every shirt can be personalized for free — just enter your name or badge number in the customization box. We print exactly what you enter, so please double-check spelling before ordering.

What's the fit like? What size should I order?

Our shirts have a unisex fit, true to standard US sizing. If you prefer a more relaxed fit, we recommend sizing up.

How long does shipping take?

Each shirt is made to order, so it takes about 24 hours to print, then ships from our US facility — typically 3–9 business days. Orders over $50 ship free.

What if the shirt doesn't fit or I'm not happy with it?

We offer 30-day returns. If it arrives with a printing defect or wrong size due to our error, we'll replace it free of charge.

Is the fabric durable? Will the print fade after washing?

Our shirts use premium fabric with high-density printing that resists cracking and fading. Machine wash inside-out for best results.

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